Mark Andrews: Soft on crime, tough on mouthy teenagers and why prissy Packham actually has a pointPlus
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Mark Andrews: A short, sharp shock, young people and poppies, and a shopping centre's vital missing link
Mark Andrews: Gurning Cummings, McDonald's mouse protesters, and why GDPR should be placed on the bonfire of red tape
Mark Andrews: Impotence of the free world, facial recognition cameras, and why political activism is the new football hooliganism
Mark Andrews: Safe spaces for drug users, and why there is nothing clever about kowtowing to the Chinese