Can't believe cat pooh fuss

In a world where unbelievable and unacceptable suffering abounds, Mr Lloyd of Stirchley, Telford, has directed all his ire, spare time and energy in writing to the Prime Minister about cat pooh.

If the Prime Minister has ever entertained serious misgivings about the "greatness" of modern Britain he will be in no doubt now.

Forget global warming, worldwide famine, war, weapons of mass destruction and the increase of crimes and violence, please spend some time considering cat pooh!

Be afraid Prime Minister, be very afraid.

Mr Lloyd, open your mind, broaden your horizons and use some of that spare time and direct it to a worthwhile cause. Petition the Government to help ease real suffering and you will not have lived in vain.

I must admit to some concern about an eight-year-old child, in danger of picking up pooh - he either needs urgent counselling or a trip to Toys 'R' Us for more appropriate playthings.

Out of interest how much pooh are Mr and Mrs Lloyd obliged to remove daily?

A Bates, Newtown