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So far this year I have won the Dutch National Lottery seven times, despite not having entered, and the Barcelona Lottery once, though I am still trying to work out why the e-mail sent to me came from Italy.

Several gentlemen from Africa have kindly offered to deposit millions into my bank account (would I kindly send them details of my bank account in order the money may be transferred). I have won two trips to Florida - would I ring this 090 number for details).

Two banks have lost details of my credit card and are concerned that my computer may have been attacked (would I please send full details of my credit card as soon as possible). As I don't bank with either bank. I am puzzled.

It's not only me that is selected for such scams. A friend of mine won a large sum of money and was informed of this by letter.

Would he please send £55 to cover administrative costs? I suggested that he ask them to take it out of his winnings. Needless to say he has heard nothing more.

It's not all doom and gloom. Last week I won £5 on the Thunderball.

Peter J Gibson, Oswestry