8 excellent uses for beards to celebrate World Beard Day
For the love of all that is bearded, read ahead and enjoy.
The first Saturday of September marks World Beard Day – celebrating things bushy, preened and on your face.
To mark the day of hair-worship, here’s eight excellent uses for beards. Some you will already be aware of, but others may surprise you…
1. Making friends
Beards like to meet other beards, it’s just a fact, and they will make you friends and start a conversation in any walk of life.
2. Thinking
And let’s face it, even those who don’t have beards sometimes wish they had one for this very reason.
Tell ’em, Stoke City footballing fan Hairy Potter…
Moving on…
4. Eating noodles
If you’ve got the beard to make a bowl, make it happen – as soon as possible.
5. Waggling
Entertain kids – or just yourself in the mirror.
6. A prop for your frustration
7. Awesome stop-motion videos
Alternately, with a lot of time, beard growth can be just as fascinating.
Finally, all there is to say is that it’s World Beard Day.
According to the World Beard Day website “it is customary for the bearded members of a family to relax and partake in no jobs or chores” on this sacred day – while family members should wait “hand and foot” on their bearded relations.
