It's Lying Tongue Disease

There is a far more deadly disease than foot and mouth and blue tongue in this country - it is called Lying Tongue Disease (LTD).

LTD has been spreading for a number of years but it has escalated like wildfire since Blair and Brown appeared in Downing Street.

It is rife among politicians, civil servants, police, local government, the National Health Service, the revenue, immigration and especially among European Union politicians and unelected quangos.

It has numerous variants which makes it very difficult to detect. It can masquerade as a harmless and innocuous disease.

Some of the identified variants are LTD about WMD in Iraq to justify an illegal war; Con Tongue to covertly destroy our farming and fishing industries, Fiscal Tongue to financially support the EU with £20 billion per year.

Spin Tongue to sneak in a EU constitution; Renege on Promises Tongue to deny the citizens a referendum; False Reports Tongue to cover up the shooting of innocents as bombers; Inequality Tongue to give Scotland free health/ education/care services to keep Labour in Parliament.

Destruction Tongue to destroy the world's best pension scheme; DNA Tongue to spy on and monitor innocent citizens; Immigration Tongue to hide the cost and problems of the real situation.

This is just a small selection of the variants of Lying Tongue Disease, which is sweeping this once fine country of ours. All citizens should take great care to be on their guard against such a virulent and deadly disease.

D Wilde, Shrewsbury