Peacekeepers needed
A despatch from the front line. I am sitting here in my dugout listening to the war raging around me. The Moron Army started their bombardment early tonight; it was still daylight when the first salvos were fired, however as it got darker so the intensity increased.
A despatch from the front line. I am sitting here in my dugout listening to the war raging around me. The Moron Army started their bombardment early tonight; it was still daylight when the first salvos were fired, however as it got darker so the intensity increased.
Star shells, thunder flashes and rockets were soon brought into play. I cannot do anything but turn up the volume on the telly and make sure that my cat is not too distressed. There is an 11pm ceasefire promised but it rarely happens.
Our peacekeepers (the police) cannot take any action as to do so would mean that they would slip down the league table for the most inactive police force in the country.
They are currently very high on the list and would not wish to jeopardise that position by arresting some morons or the shopkeepers who are supplying the weapons.
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