Peter Rhodes on a perfect funeral, more predictive texts and the day they tried to burn down Nelson's Column
Peter Rhodes with a racist joke, the origins of the chainsaw and why that Fabergé jewel is not for sale
Peter Rhodes on courtroom cobblers, non-PC greetings and how Eric Bristow is remembered in the Falklands
Peter Rhodes on a burglar's human rights, re-settling the Jewish nation and catching the cyberspace crooks - 20 years from now
Peter Rhodes on sex and guns in the staff room, lessons from Salisbury and the passing of an old friend
Peter Rhodes on an evening with Jewdas, the death of an African icon and memories of that first Saturday job
