Peter Rhodes on pitched battles in Paris, what became of the rioters and Ukip - a party, not a plague
Peter Rhodes on Foxy decorating, a new use for Ecstasy - and is broadband more important than neighbours?
Peter Rhodes on a perfect funeral, more predictive texts and the day they tried to burn down Nelson's Column
Peter Rhodes with a racist joke, the origins of the chainsaw and why that Fabergé jewel is not for sale
