I’m no fare e-Vader, says Lord Darth
Thursday 27th January 2011, 8:17PM GMT.
Darth Vader today declared war on rail inspectors – but fortunately for them he stopped short of using the Force chokehold with which he usually dispatches his enemies.
Instead, the evil Dark Lord of the Sith took to arguing that a row over an unpaid train ticket in the Midlands was a “misunderstanding”.
Vader was named and shamed at Telford Central Station on a list of people fined for fare-dodging.
Today it emerged that Vader used to go by the name of Mark Nokes, a 41-year-old Star Wars fan, from Walsall, who changed his name by deed poll to raise cash for charity nearly 10 years ago and has kept the moniker ever since.
But despite the ticket row Vader seems to have put his nefarious days behind him and now works as a doorman outside the Pink Flamingo gay bar in Wolverhampton.
Vader, who lives in Miner Street with wife Sue Vader, said people often looked in disbelief when he told them what his name was and believes it contributed to his run-in with train inspectors.
He said: “It was in March last year, I was working at the Palisades in Birmingham as a security guard and Sue called me to say she was having an asthma attack and needed to go to hospital.
“I just wanted to get home as quickly as possible and when I got to the station the train was in, so I just jumped on it hoping to buy a ticket when I got on there.
“When I told the inspectors my name they thought I was taking the mickey and refused to take my money. I tried to explain it was a medical emergency but they were having none of it. It’s ended up costing me more than £300 going through the courts because I refused to pay it.”
But despite his brush with the law, Vader said being named after the biggest villain on the silver screen had also provided plenty of laughs. It always raises a chuckle and generally people love it,” he said.
“When I got married to Sue three years ago at Walsall Register Office and they asked her if she would take Darth Vader to be her lawful wedded husband it brought the house down.
“I used to work at the Light Bar in Wolverhampton and the students who went there loved it too. I was told there was a Facebook appreciation group with more than 1,000 members. And now the Pink Flamingo is trying to get me to dress up as Darth for a special Star Wars fancy dress night.
“It’s great, it’s just a pity the train inspectors didn’t see the funny side.”
Mr Vader was listed with hundreds of other passengers successfully prosecuted by London Midland.
London Midland trains connect London with the Midlands and North West.
By Wayne Beese
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The Penalty Fare Scheme has been in force in the Birmingham area since the 90s and around here for approx 2 years. Bright yellow posters warn you that if you board a train without a ticket when you could of bought one from a ticket office or machine you will be fined if caught by inspectors.It has been approved by national govt. as they want to reduce ticketless travel. People caught often say they have only just arrived at the station and the train was in. My answer is you should allow more time to buy a ticket as a lot of genuine people do and pay their way.
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Having actually read the article, it would appear that Mr Vader boarded the train in a hurry because his wife was having an asthma attack and he needed to get back as quickly as possible. If she had called him beforehand to warn of the impending, yet unexpected and totally unpredictable, attack, then perhaps he could have made the necessary arrangements and purchased a ticket in advance, as you suggest.
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If the rail companies had any interest in providing a decent, reliable service at a non-extortionate cost, then maybe people would not be as reluctant to pay the fare. I only travel by rail if absolutely necessary because I object to paying £50 to travel a couple hundred miles, standing up in a crowded carriage, and having to put up with the rude, unpleasant and unhelpful staff that seem to typify rail employees.
In light of the incredibly sub-standard “service” that they supply, I don’t think rail companies have any right at all to publish the names of these people.
It seems to me that the rail companies have an inexplicably hostile attitude towards their passengers, whether they pay their fare or not!
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Is this really a story. I know my comments won’t get published but the star has really scraped the bottom of the barrel for this. Whats wrong with the editorial control of this ragg? It’s the pits. You want to take a leaf out of the news of the world and start listening to voicemail messages as that’s the only way you’ll ever write something credible. I’m deleting this nonsense from my browser. You are a completely biased joke of a paper.
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The subscription renewal form’s in the post…
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The Ticket Inspectors didn’t believe him, the Court didn’t believe him and I for one don’t believe his ‘story’. He got caught fair and square. No excuses.
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