Could I sink a Titanic Burger?

Thursday 27th January 2011, 10:00PM GMT.

Wayne Beese and a Titanic Burger
Wayne Beese and a Titanic Burger

Can you sink the Titanic? That is the question being asked by bosses at a Shropshire diner who believe that they have come up with one of the biggest burgers in Britain.

At Oscar’s Diner, attached to the Odeon Cinema in Telford, the £15 Titanic packs a meaty punch and is thought to contain nearly double the recommended daily calorie allowance at about the 5,000 mark.

I decided to give it a try – and despite managing to cram in 1lb of beef, an 8oz chicken breast, six rashers of bacon, one waffle, four onion rings, a portion of chips, salad and half a pint of milkshake, I still failed miserably.

Punters are given 45 minutes to tackle the feast with the promise of fame and fortune and a picture on the diner’s wall for anyone with the iron stomach to triumph.

The 5,000 calorie Titanic Burger at Oscar's Diner, Telford

The 5,000 calorie Titanic Burger at Oscar's Diner, Telford

A free T-shirt saying “I sank the Titanic” and a free main meal at Oscar’s – if you ever wanted to eat again – are also thrown in with the prize.

Oscars owner Tony Kular said they introduced the burger at the start of the month after being inspired by Sky TV’s Man vs Food show, where host Adam Rickman takes on a variety of gut-busting eating challenges.

“We wanted to do something a bit quirky,” Mr Kular said.

“We believe it is the biggest proper meat burger in the country. There is a bigger burger but it contains a lot of bread. There has been loads of interest in it and we have had people come from as far afield as Wales.

“I reckon about 100 people have tried it, but only 15 have succeeded.”

I went off like a steam train, but after about 20 minutes hit the dreaded wall with a full piece of beef, a waffle and most of the milkshake still untouched.

Try as I might, I just could not summon the strength of will to finish it. I was told my effort was “average” compared to others who had tried.

Mr Kular shrugged off the health risks posed by the beefy burger.

“It’s just a bit of fun. We are not forcing anyone to eat it,” he said.

“We use the finest quality lean meat, although of course when you put it all together there is a high calorific content.

“But there are plenty of other healthy options on the menu if people would rather.”

After struggling and failing with this monster, next time I might go for healthy.

By Wayne Beese

What the Titanic contains:

  • 2lb of prime beef.
  • 8oz chicken breast.
  • Six rashers of bacon.
  • Two potato waffles.
  • Four onion rings.
  • Cheese.
  • Lettuce.
  • Tomatoes.
  • Gherkins.
  • Burger bun.

Plus: Side portion of chips and a pint of vanilla, strawberry, banana or chocolate milkshake.
Estimated calories: 5,000.

Attempts so far: 101.
Successes: 15.

What you get if you manage to “sink the Titanic”: A free T-shirt, your picture on the wall and a main meal for free at Oscar’s.


  1. 1
    health freak

    Absolutely disgusting. Oscar’s should be boycotted, what a waste of food, money and inevitably a drain on the NHS, when these people start attending with blocked arteries and we all know what people in telford are like for demanding gastric banding operations. truly disgusting.

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    • Shadds

      Don’t be ridiculous … It’s all a bit of fun… I’d love to attempt it!!

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    • Matthew Olliver

      Don’t be stupid, the calories in this burger come mostly from Proteins in the lean meat, the worse thing about this burger is probably the white bun which contains most of its calorific content in the form of Sugars.

      SO you are clearly not much of a Health Freak if you can’t identify the difference..

      This is probably a lot more healthier than eating a McDonalds or a Burger King.

      Calorie counting is not an accurate way of assessing the healthiness of anything, Net Carbs are the best way, and even then you can’t be too sure as some syrups are allowed to be hidden in Fibre or Protein count.

      Oh and blocked arteries come from things like margarine, which are high in fat and low in proteins/amino acids.

      Get off your high horse and go eat one of those burgers then, go for a 30 min workout for the next week to burn it off, and build a better body.

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    • Laura

      I dont think that they’re going to be rushed to the hospital with blocked arteries after attempting to eat it once. There are still plenty of people who generally eat healthily, its only a bit of fun.

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  2. 2
    woolibuga

    While this falls in the category of moderate gorging! .. the biscuit must be taken in the US of A for downright gluttony! ……

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

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  3. 3
    GB

    What possible justification is there for the Shropshire Star’s blatantly plugging this ridiculous, unhealthy rubbish?

    If this is supposed to be a serious review, then why do they give an estimated calorie content and list of ingredients, and fail to mention the price?

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    • Andy

      Next week:

      An in depth report on NHS bowel clearance procedures!

      :)

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    • Reason

      Lighten up for goodness sake! It’s a publicity tool, a bit of fun! Hardly anyone can even eat the darned thing! I seriously doubt this meal will become part of anyone’s staple diet. Wind your neck in and save your indignation for things that actually matter in the world, like injustice, torture and poverty, not promotional meals. Crikey. Oh yes, and the price is actually mentioned NUMEROUS times. Nothing better to do have you? :)

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    • Dave

      “If this is supposed to be a serious review, then why do they give an estimated calorie content and list of ingredients, and fail to mention the price?”

      You were so ready to gripe that you didn’t read the artcile then?? – 2nd paragraph –

      At Oscar’s Diner, attached to the Odeon Cinema in Telford, the £15 Titanic packs a meaty punch and is thought to contain nearly double the recommended daily calorie allowance at about the 5,000 mark

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      • GB

        No, you’re quite right, I failed to notice the mention of the price.

        I still think that this hardly constitutes a valid journalistic report, and should be prefaced with “Advertisement Feature”.

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        • Andrew Owen

          I trust you will be making a similar complaint to the Daily Mail, who have followed-up this story with a full page report on page 3.

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    • kerry

      the price is listed its £15 if u look :)

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  4. 4
    Rupert Barrington-Black

    What happens to the remains of the burger that could not be finished?

    The reporter left at least 1lb of beef and other food. Doubtless to go into the waste.

    A bit of fun, maybe, but raises a more interesting issue of our consumer “chuck it” society.

    I’m sure there are many people who would regard 1lb of prime beef as an opportunity to provide a family meal.

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  5. 5
    Shrewsbury boy

    Telford just love introducing, doing and taking things that is hazardous to peoples health.

    Thank god I live in a town where people have common sense.

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  6. 6
    Joe

    Awesome , reminds me of the Heart Attack Grill restaurant in Arizona , however this is still quite a bit healthier, with the shake and the side salad, just missing a pack of smokes as the chaser.

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  7. 7
    Mike

    I for one will be contacting the local council and complain about Oscar’s and the Shropshire star as encouraging over eating is against the law. Oscar’s is obviously paying large sums of money for weekly advertisement in the Shropshire Star and the Journal as they have not onnce mentioned the health risks, so it seems both are working together to promote such a thing. Obesity is a growing problem and the UK is trying to tackle it the NHS is already over worked but judging by the Chef and the owner of Oscars they have passed that stage themselves.

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  8. 8
    the rocket

    That thing is a beast! As for the people complaining about it though, I think you need to get out more. You dont have to eat it so dont worry about it. If anyone wants to tackle it, that is up to them. I for one will be having an attempt. Just a bit of fun for all involved, if you dont like it, stick to the salad simple!

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  9. 9
    Richie M

    Looks good to me .. i think i might pop down tommorow for one

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  10. 10
    Bo

    So we finally really do become the 51st state of the USA.

    Disgraceful waste of food and not the sort of encouragement that is needed for some people. This is encouraging waste and gluttony at a time when a few more people could do with eating a lot less and doing a bit of exercise.

    Have a burger, make it yourself or go to a decent restaurant. Boycott Oscar’s, McDonalds, Burger King and KFC.

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  11. 11
    Neil

    Ok so what’s the main course???

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  12. 12
    BIG BAZ OV BRUM

    Iam on the way.

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  13. 13
    Henry Field

    well i for one.. live in essex.. and i have every intention of getting on a train from southend, for 4 hours… so i can sink the titanic…

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  14. 14
    paul

    LOL at all the cry babies, god, do you ever live life you sad people?

    No wonder your still that boring husband or wife, crying like that.

    Ile eat one every day and get fat

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  15. 15
    marco

    I could finish it … if they let me keep a bucket on the chair next to me.

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  16. 16
    oldbeastie

    They could call it the O’beese Burger. Hurry! hurry! get that nose-bag on and shave a year off your life before you dump yourself on the creaking NHS on a diet of heart tablets….you numpties..

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  17. 17
    Daniel Bennett

    Some of the comments on here are so pathetic. Amazes me how stupid people in this country can be.

    This is a bit of fun, no one is forced to do it and it’s all up to the customer.

    If you don’t like it, don’t eat it. Simple as.
    Crying about it just makes you pathetic. Seriously.

    Everyone needs to lighten up!!

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  18. 18
    chaz

    1 burger does not make an obese person with that kind of calorific content it will add about 1.5lb of weight to the eater as an average.

    Therefore is not a strain on the NHS!!!!! Get a life!

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  19. 19
    Paul North

    I went to Oscar’s yesterday and sunk the Titanic, there were 7 of us and 5 of us managed it, took me about 35 minutes! I’m only just under 11 stone so not a big lad, all the people saying about the health risks and the waste of food, get over it, see it for what it is, a bit of fun! You only live once, if you want to live that life boring then go for it, just don’t bring your negativity to the rest of us.

    I was in a massive ammount of pain last night in bed though, it was quite funny :-)

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