Mad Dave: The road warrior
Friday 6th March 2009, 5:59PM GMT.

Indicate, you idiot! Use the indicator! I hate you all!!!!!
Anyone who knows me will know I don’t suffer fools on the road gladly. I’d stop short of calling it road rage, exactly, but road-pretty-flipping-miffed-off-actually it certainly is.
Some people appear to be unable to do the basic minimum that is required of them while driving what, in the wrong hands, can be a pretty dangerous piece of machinery, thank you very much.
I am currently of the belief that anyone who fails to indicate when changing lanes should be banned from driving for a minimum of 40 years.
This would probably cut my journey to and from work to about 15 minutes, judging by the number of idiots who don’t know what the little-stick-on-the-side-of-the-steering-wheel-that-isn’t-the-one-that-makes-the-wiper-blades-work is.
No, don’t worry about me, mate. Actually, yes I am psychic so I knew you were about to pull out around that truck. I only slammed my breaks on to test them, not because you nearly killed me.
And, it seems, as well as not being able to make the little flashy light go on and off, many people are unable to work out what an arrow painted on a road means.
Apparently “confused” motorists are scratching their heads about the layout of the new-look Emstrey Island in Shrewsbury. In fact, the situation is now being monitored by the Highways Agency.
I can see how the confusion has arisen. The roundabout now has three lanes. The left-hand lane has an arrow pointing left. The middle lane has an arrow pointing straight on. You’ll never guess which way the arrow in the right-hand lane points? Oh, you did guess. You can see how mistakes are being made, can’t you?
I need to turn left and you expect me to get in the left-hand lane and follow the arrow telling me to turn left? What kind of system is this?
Then again, judging by some of the people I’ve seen at that island, I’m not entirely surprised they’ve been stumped by the multiple-choice lanes. There are poles going up for the traffic lights to be installed. I have seen at least two drivers waiting by these poles for the yet-to-be-fitted lights to change colour!
Which brings me to another issue. Isn’t the point of roundabouts that they are an ALTERNATIVE to traffic lights? Putting lights ON a traffic island is a bit like going to Tesco, buying a “bag for life” and then lining it with carrier bags so it doesn’t get dirty.
I suggest anyone who is struggling with the island layout considers retaking their driving lessons. The guidelines on how to get round are covered quite extensively in the Highway Code.
What do you mean you’ve never heard of it?
And while you’re at it, you might learn that seeing a car coming around the island from the right doesn’t mean: “Leave it another three of four seconds and then pull out in front of the on-coming vehicle.”
Without indicating. Naturally.
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Stop whinning, and use the bus.
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Could I add the following?:
1. The front foglights on in good visibility brigade (I asked a friend why he does this – his answer? “because it looks good”);
2. Sidelights or no lights on in poor visibility (an oversight perhaps as lord only knows what they think they might be saving);
3. Middle lane hogs – an old favourite which refuses to go away;
4. Drivers who have to race around the outside of a traffic island to get to their exit – particularly frequent at J4 of the M54;
5. Loud exhausts fitted to extremely mediocre cars whose owners seek any opportunity to accelerate quickly in order to make more noise;
I’m sure there’s many more. By the way, is it coincidence that those noted in 1, 4 and 5 above are often one and the same?
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Excellent article, but don’t forget the selfish drivers too! They don’t care if other drivers live or die, its so vital to overtake – whatever! I drive at the speed limit whenever possible, not that it makes any difference.
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8/10 for that rant.
And no mention of speeding.
Bravo, Sir!
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Indicators are for WIMPS!! The knack of roundabouts is to tunnel focus, charge for the exit and it’s up to all other traffic to get out of your way. By the way, when the traffic lights are installed here’s what they mean: Green – you’ve got time to send a text whilst aproaching the roundabout. Amber – better click send. Red: Put your foot down hard and charge for the exit and it’s up to all other traffic to get out of your way.
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i agree with dave about the indicators, also i want to point out that on a motorway and duel carriageway that when you leave on a slip road it’s nice to indicate before you reach the slip roasnot 2 yards from it, i followed a car that left on the same sliproad on the m54 going up to tesco’s and i was indicating at the 300 yds marker , was just going to take the exit when the idiot in front decided that he was going the same way as me but without indicating.
Also i find that taxi drivers have got a different highway code to the rest of us, as a few weeks ago i gt to the roundabout by sainsbury’s in telford , there was a taxi on the outside lane supposingly turning right to go to the car park ,i was going left so was onthe inside off him and the idiot turned left then gave ME a dirty look as though i was in the wrong.
If i can use my indicators when necessary then why cant evry one else.
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4 Times this week I have had to take evasive action on the island. Travelling to work in Telford I have approached the island in the outside lane of the A5 and when I have got to the island I have taken the middle lane to go straight across the island. Now it seems that the cars in the inside who also want to go straight across, don’t want to follow the road markings and follow the inside lane around the island, they want to come over to the middle lane which I have been travelling in, without indicating or looking to see what is in that lane. The result is I have had to either break hard or swerve into the outside lane which luckily has been free of cars. So a little piece of advise, if you are in the inside lane approaching the island please stick to the inside land on the island and follow it around I know it might be 5 meters more to travel but coming over to the centre lane will cause an accident and you will be at fault, I have only had my new shinny a few weeks and would love to keep it that way.
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Just get real. I agree 100% with you, but, when in rome and all that. I get peed off with in car mobile phone user’s,and other’s, can I change things? NOT a hope. I drive a 4×4 tank and people will argue with me at their own cost. Chill out man. MADMAX.
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dave. Problem with some roundabouts is that the general rule for them and as was when i passed my test just 5 year ago is that on a 3 exit island you have two lanes left being for exit 1 and 2 and right for exit 3 and 4 if applicable. This applies to most. But there days they seem to have started to change this. So left is for left and right being all the rest. They justify this by painting there arrows on the road which is great if the road is empty. But when there is traffic and you are new to the island you can’t see the arrows so have to assume the norm. Why no road signs? I’m not been the the island you mention so can’t comment. But some islands are poorly signed. Agree totally on the traffic lights. Although i think they should all be removed as they are stopping drivers think for themselves. I mean on a standard T Junction, how many people have just randomly pulled out on you?
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A good rant, but be careful you don’t give yourself an MI! The days of considerate motorists has gone. I use to let people out, but when they stopped being polite, I stopped. The domino effect has taken over!
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You think driving in England is bad? Try driving in other countries around the world and keeping a cool head! Driving in England is a breeze compared to some places I’ve been to.
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Totally with you on this one Mr B! I reckon this is the main reason my BP is high!
Can I add in the people who are utterly incapable of indicating at roundabouts full stop?!
There you are, waiting to join with cars coming from the right, then they either turn left before your entrance without indicating so you’re left sitting there for no reason OR they come from the lane ahead of you, don’t indicate that they’re turning right so you assume they’re going straight on into the road you’re trying to leave, only to cut right across your path as you go when they are, in fact, wanting to turn right! Do they think crystal balls come as standard on everyone else’s motor vehicle or something?!
I’m by no means perfect by any means, but come on – it’s the people who are waiting to join the roundabout who need to know which way you’re going more than the ones already on it behind you! Simply indicating left just before the exit you decide you need is NOT good enough!
And don’t even get me started on people using their mobile phone while driving..!
Grrrrr….!
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You sound like you are too old to drive and can’t cope on todays roads !
As for don’t argue with people in 4×4′s, by the time you’ve got your feet off the blocks on the pedals and got a ladder to climb down you’d be late home for Snow White little man !
Get a life or Get the bus !! man ?
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OOOOHHH someone cut me up OOOOOOhhh someone didn’t indicate. Get a grip and face facts you can’t drive on todays roads .Go and apply for a bus pass x
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How amusing to get somebody from the Shropshire Star comment on the standard of driving in the county,obviously they go around with their eyes closed to their own vehicles.
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The fact is that there are many varying standards of driving encountered on our roads.
The hallmark of an experienced driver is to spot the hazards presented by those displaying lack of skill, observation, sigalling etc , and take appropriate action.
Generally speaking, (and in my expereince of driving spanning 44 years and well over 800,000 miles) a competent and experienced driver will spot all of the defiencies mentioned in this article WELL before they become a hazard and will not be affected as a result.
Put simply – you can virtually always “spot” the vehicle / driver likely to cause problems – call it sixth sense, observation, skill or what ever – but that again, is the Hallmark of the experienced driver. – And we have to allow room for others to make mistakes.
Also – in my 800,000+ miles of driving, I really can’t ever remember being caught out by such simplistic errors made by others such as lack of signalling. I’ve always been able to make good progress on journeys without incident!
On the subject of signalling – I might go so far as to say that signalling or lack of it given by others, doesn’t really make that much difference! Planning for the worst outcome, Using good ALL round observation (particularly on roundabouts / junctions will easily identify the rogue driver well in advance and you can then take appropriate action.
In short – I really can’t see the problem! There are good and bad drivers out there – but the experienced driver deals with it without fuss or bother !!
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i agree with you all cept to point out to tank,yes i will move you and anyone else who pulls up alongside of me on roundabouts think about what you are doing,the first bits got round but the other bit cuts in,nothing i can do thats how they build 44tonne trucks!BEWARE!
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what gets me is people who dont indicate when pulling off a roundabout, even if you are going straight on, you must indicate to show you are coming off, please people of shrewsbury (amongst the worst in my 30 years of driving around UK) i beg you all readers, please indicate when exiting a roundabout!
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i think shropshire drivers are the worst because in the sticks they dont get used to traffic, when they arrive in shrewsbury they panic and drive badly, alot of old people on the road too have bad eyes and dont even have a licence since the war, we should reveiw all OAPs licences in my opinion
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“askeric dotcom” I agree – I would never trust a flashing indicator at a junction anyway as they are just an “indicator” not a premise to an absolute given action.
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Intelligent input to the debate Che, you’ll go far (I don’t think).
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James Avery,
If you think Shropshire drivers are bad you should try the Black Country. I used to drive all over there for five years and always breathed a sigh of relief when crossing back into Shropshire.
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Speaking of people using mobiles whilst driving … the worst culprits have to be young women in the 17 – 27 age bracket for sure.
Most annoying thing … people pulling off their drive with their phone to their ears. Why don’t they make the call, hang up, then drive off.
Selfish.
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Where as I don’t normally disagree with Askeric, I do about the fact that he says that the lack of signalling on roundabouts doesn’t matter.
I agree with him that experienced drivers develop a “sixth sense” towards bad drivers and can usually spot them a mile off and usually predict what they might or might not do BUT inexperienced drivers probaly cannot detect these poor traits and so when two “poor” drivers get together with their lack of skills this is when accidents happen. Also lack of indicators on islands slows progress down because sometimes people will wait for another to cross there path only to find that they willl shoot off left at the last moment.
Lack of indicators,usually goes with lack of mirror useage and generally poor driving…which as we all know leads to deaths on the road. More deaths are caused through lack of attention and poor driving than “speeding”.
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When your in the left lane about to go straight over a round about and some chavs in the right lane are looking at you, that gives me a good indication they are gonna try and overtake me on the roundabout, pity they didnt stand much chance when I had my Audi A4! Stupid chavs.
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we would ban speed cameras, stop cyclists from going though red lights, cut taxes on petrol, cars etc, build more roads and make it cheaper for more people to drive a BMW M Series, labour is anti motorist, we can change that and make it better for the car owning majority
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Let me tell you something, Che.
Poor indicating is at best a nuisance, and at worst patently dangerous. Imagine waiting to turn right out of a side road on to a main road. The next car approaching from the right is indicating left and is driving at a speed that is slower than the limit. You make an assessment, and pull out.
Only to find that the numpty had no intention of turning right, and ploughs into your car.
Or. You’re stuck behind some other numpty doing 40 in a 60, and an opportunity to pass presents itself. But there is another car in front, so you bide your time a little to allow the car in front to pass before you. The car makes to effort to pass, so you indicate to pass both cars; except the car in front fails to indicate, and just pulls out into your path.
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You are so right Mark, you don’t think !
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I salute your rant my friend, agree absolutely with you and note that your argument is far more eloquently, amusingly and perceptively put than than any of those who disagree with you. Drivers unable to work out the lane-system should not be on the road in the first place.
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Che – and how would you qualify #28 then given your obvious total lack of consideration for other road users?
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