County town target for jibes
Tuesday 22nd April 2008, 7:00PM BST.
Shrewsbury has become the second town in Shropshire to be mocked by cyberpests after they published a series of insults about the town and its people.
The entry, similar to one which has provoked a backlash in Telford, claims the county town is famous only for Charles Darwin. The comments were made on the Uncyclopedia website – a parody of online encyclopedia Wikipedia.
It pokes fun at Shrewsbury’s residents describing them as monkeys who have evolved into sheep.
It adds they have “six toes, half a brain and think they are posh . . . but they are little more than Welsh imbreeds”.
It also claims that since a “constitutional change” in 2003 it is illegal to sell red jeans in the town and that Shrewsbury “doesn’t appear on any maps printed in Wales”.
Shrewsbury and Atcham Borough Council leader Peter Nutting today branded the website “nonsense” and defended the town as a great place to live.
He said: “It does sound ill-informed rubbish and I genuinely believe Shrewsbury is a brilliant place to live.
“People ought not to pay any attention to these websites that spring up that try to sensationalise issues by trying to be critical.
“For those who spend time in the town centre they really appreciate what we have got and the quality of live we have. I just think it’s total nonsense.”
The website says: “Shrewsbury is a town only famous for being the birthplace of Charles Darwin, who wrote the Origin of Species, whilst studying the town’s residents.
“Most shoppers on the town’s infamous Pride Hill have experienced his survival of the fittest theory whilst trying to barge past other shoppers in order to enter into one of the identikit high street shops.”
The website goes on to describe Shrewsbury as being “overrun” with students and claims that St Chad’s churchyard is frequented by “goths and emos”.
It also makes claims about the town’s MP Daniel Kawczynski and makes less than flattering remarks about Shrewsbury Town FC and its new £15 million stadium.
Nobody was available for comment from Uncyclopedia.
By Russell Roberts
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This isn’t news… there is loads of random stuff on the internet. Stop trawling it up and publishing it as though it mattered.
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Oh dear. Another “Slow News Day” is it, Shropshire Star?
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Is there really no better news story worth reporting on???
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After having read the comments on the Telford ‘Chavs’ I was pleased to see that Shrewsbury also had a hilarious entry in Uncyclopedia, I would have felt left out if we hadn’t. This non conformist reference guide is meant to be funny and it is, even a fool can see that it is not meant to offend. After creating a website like this you need maximum publicity to promote it, pick a town, write a contraversial entry and local newspapers like The Shropshire Star are doing the job for them. Read it and enjoy it for what it is intended, the entry for Emo’s had me giggling all day
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For goodness sake – the website is a parody of Wikipedia, it is meant to be a joke and even a basic glance at it shows that. Plus the Shrewsbury piece has been on it for a long time, as has the Telford one. Had any of your ‘reporters’ had the gumption to put the word ‘Shrewsbury’ into the site’s search engine last week during the endless stories about the Telford piece you’d have found that out. Or maybe you did and just thought this way you could drag it out for even longer? How long are you going to keep padding out your pages with non-stories like this? No doubt we can expect a follow up article and then a video showing the usual cliched shots of Shrewsbury. Is there no actual news to report?
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Oh puh-lese … we come all the way from Las Vegas every year to stay just outside Shrewsbury and we LOVE that town and meet the nicest people every time! My mother was born and raised in Wem and adored Shrewsbury as everyone else did. Don’t you listen to what anyone says…Shrewsbury is tops in our book!
John & Christine Kirk Las Vegas NV
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Sounds spot on to me.
Monkeys who evolved into sheep.
LOL Shrewsbury you have been found out
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can no one understand this is just a joke or do people take everything seriously these days?
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its a wind up councilloes need to get a life and people who are offended by it need to also, but i must admit the views of telford i thought were true didnt they just creat it for the dregs from birmingham living in back to backs and the criminals or the families of crims?
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Why is the Shropshire Star giving a spoof website, evidently the product of an elaborate joke by its webmasters, the light of day?
Surely a website that renounces London as an attractionless village and essentially preaches hate in the majority of its articles is not worthy of publication?
Either treat a site as a joke or keep it out of the headlines.
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until the Telford story last week I had never heard of the site. Thanks SS.
It’s only supposed to be a bit of fun..
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just to redress the balance of this drivel being pumped out by some nancypedia,i read the latest copy of the saga magazine today and in it they are talking about the best places to live and in the top medium sized town category, shrewsbury was voted best with it’s medieval centre containing the most listed buildings, over 600, and reference is made to a cinema housed in an elizabethan building. the only draw back was the traffic congestion. the average house price is £227927, thank you saga magazine how right you are, perhaps this will offse some of this nonsense from these cyberpests.
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I would also like to thank the SS for highlighting this light hearted and amusing website. I have showed it to some friends, one from Wolverhampton and we had a wail of a time looking at all the hilarious comments they have made…one suggested putting in Oswestry on there…
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I seem to remember a good few years ago, that the Shropshire Star won awards for it’s local news coverage.
The Shropshire Star found an entry on a web site about a Shropshire Town, “reported it” and did the same thing a week later – no doubt they’ll look at another town next week – do they get paid for promoting other peoples web sites?
This is not News, it’s boredom, perhaps it’s time the Shropshire Star employed journalists – lets see some local issues instead of sofa reporting?
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Not enough news? Oh, dear, oh dear…
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So, Devon Salopian, basically Shrewsbury is a great place to live because it’s full of very old buildings that nobody can afford to buy, nor can they plough through the reams of traffic to even get a glimpse at them?
Given the source of the article, however, I’m not entirely surprised that it considers these qualities to be ‘good’.
I’m beginning to think that maybe Uncyclopedia should change its name to ‘Lonely Planet’. Seeing as nobody can recognise it as a joke, maybe it could find a better use as a travel guide, ’cause it seems pretty accurate to me.
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Hi, I’m an Administrator of Uncyclopedia.
The site is community driven; people come along and edit articles as they see fit, there’s no single group of us doing the work, though we try to keep as much unfunny content out as possible (note that it’s not unfunny because your town is the butt of the joke).
As a website we get quite a lot of traffic, mostly US based, though there is a distinct difference between humor and humour (US vs UK) on the site.
If you’re feeling bitter, you can always feel free to take a shot at Worcester.
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