No rhyme or reason to council
Friday 28th September 2007, 11:54AM BST.
I am important, so please let me through,
I see no point, in consulting you.
See my badge shining, it says quite a lot,
About my persona, all you who have not.
If my way is blocked, then expect a fuss,
No-one can touch us, no-one. Not us.
We are the chosen, we won’t have no hassle,
We’re Ludlow’s elected, so it’s “our” castle.
We don’t want your banners, we don’t understand,
This Cittaslow thing, is quite out of hand.
We are the chosen, the ones who will lead,
God help you poor Ludlow, it’s His help you need.
More headlines afoot, nothing’s more sure,
It’s time that this bunch, were all shown the door.
Dave James, Craven Arms
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