The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff doesn’t raise a smile

Tuesday 21st February 2012, 10:59AM GMT.

Iain Stewart goes into the unknown in How To Grow A Planet
Iain Stewart goes into the unknown in How To Grow A Planet

For half-an-hour last night, one of two things occurred – I either misplaced my sense of humour down the side of the sofa or this Victorian pastiche lacked all the necessary ingredients to induce belly-aching laughter … not even a giggle … or a wry smile.

I fear it was the latter of the two as my Great Expectations for this new series soon turned to a Bleak House of horrors.

Despite boasting prime-time billing, expensive period sets and a comedy award ceremony who’s who among its cast, ironically it was the anaemic script-writing that proved the demise of this Dickensian spoof.

The Victorian adventure continued from the one-off Christmas special and this time very silly shopkeeper Jedrington Secret-Past (Robert Webb) fell under the boney clasp of suspicious new business partner Harmswell Grimstone (Tim McInnerny).

This led to immediate wealth and fortune, massively oversized newspapers and a place at St Nasty’s boarding school for his son. Meanwhile Jedrington’s wife Conceptiva (Katherine Parkinson) swooned her way through the show before forcing to end it all at, err, End-It-All-Dock after it was revealed she is, alas, French. What the Dickens?

Despite strong performances from Webb and Parkinson, who seemed desperate to inject a bit of star quality into proceedings, it felt like they were reading from a rough draft of Mark Evans’ script as the harebrained jokes served to debase the Victorian writer rather than celebrate him.

To quote some examples, a letter to Conceptiva simply read: “I know your secret past, Mrs Secret Past.”

When persuading Jedrington to join his business venture, Harmswell lamented: “When I was your age, I was the same age as you are now.”

And a servant falling off a ladder while trying to clean the windows is hardly the sort of thing that classes as ground-breaking comedy.

Now I am by no means averse to all things silly and would happily place the likes of Shooting Stars and Trigger Happy TV into the vault of comedy genius.

However, silly comedy needs substance, and last night’s show was the comedy equivalent of candy floss.

What I found more appealing was the more visual jokes, such as Jedrington hiring page turners for his over-sized posh newspaper, and a butler to hold a glass of wine to his mouth.

And when Conceptiva discovered her secret was about to be revealed, she stumbled across the hall, crashing into everything in her path, including some delicately-stacked playing cards.

Although this was merely a light-hearted take on the Dickensian theme, what would the great novelist have thought of a ‘comedy’ plot based on the shame of being French?

Surely the BBC can do much better with a pre-watershed comedy?

Ah, they already have. If you are looking for a more relevant, sparkling and amusing display of social comment on events and figures from bygone years, may I suggest the award-winning Horrible Histories on CBBC.

Melissa Coombs


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    Bruna

    Cleaning the windows?! You missed the joke there… And in many other places too, going by your review . The visual and prop gags are ibdeed excellent: they alone would merit a second viewing, and even the soundtrack was strong.
    Not sure we watched tge same programme.

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    Delia

    Do your research. Mark Evans has been successfully writing this stuff for five years. May I suggest the award winning Radio 4 comedy Bleak Expectations?

    And as for “the harebrained jokes served to debase the Victorian writer rather than celebrate him.”, don’t bother reviewing comedy again if you don’t understand what a pastiche is.

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    Phil

    I laughed aloud thrice in the opening two and a half minutes and managed many a wry smile between those moments. I rather think it was the former, that is, you misplaced your sense of humour.

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    Brian

    What a spot on review. Laughed not once. Good enough for perhaps a children`s channel to replace the rubbish being imported from the USA, but prime time comedy? Never

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    Tom

    I had to look for reviews after I watched the show on iplayer. I thought I misunderstood the humour. I didn’t, it really was quite boring and difficult to watch. It did have promise, just turned out crap.

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    andy

    I must agree with the other comments. It’s a light comedy, it’s true, but surreal and very funny. I laughed out loud four times, and smiled most of the other times. I think your review was misplaced and overly harsh. And I love Green Wing and Father Ted so my taste is impeccable!

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    Jonathan

    If the reviewer didn’t find it it funny, they didn’t find it funny. Criticisms like having a misplaced sense of humour and missing jokes are irrelevant and show a markedly ugly intolerance.

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    • Delia

      I don’t have a problem if the reviewer didn’t find it funny but I do have a problem when someone is reviewing comedy without having a basic understanding of it.

      Comparing Bleak Old Shop of Stuff to Horrible Histories is a false comparison. Horrible Histories is a FACT BASED entertainment programme. Bleak… is a parody of fictional works. A huge difference.

      I’m left wondering why the reviewer seems to think Bleak… should have historical accuracy or “celebrate” Dickens. That was never the intention. I can only assume the reviewer is ignorant of comedy in parody form, but instead is a disgruntled Dickens fangirl.

      And your use of the word “intolerance” is ludicrously misplaced and verging on the offensive in this context.

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    stu

    Sorry. I like the main actors but found this rather slow and boring and not really funny. I did laugh out loud though when I read that the writer has been successfully selling similar stuff to radio 4 for years. Brilliant!

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    Gareth Edwards

    I loved the Christmas Special and find that this new series, is still the best program currently on the television. We have lacked such original comedy from our air waves for some time.

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    eva land

    I’m surprised at this review though admittedly I have only bothered to read about five sentences. I find this comedy a brilliant spoof.
    If it was set in Shrewsbury it would be even more amusing.

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    Tony

    I am a huge fan of Bleak Expectations but I did not find this TV equivalent remotely funny. I unashamedly loved the ludricrous adventures of Pip and Harry but television has made it all look rather puerile. Robert Webb’s pantomine delivery serves to emphasise this.
    Silly comedy works far better on radio.

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