Blog: Confessions of a circus performer

Monday 20th June 2011, 8:35AM BST.

Wayne Beese is made up by "Cakehole the Clown" (otherwise known as Chris Freear)
Wayne Beese is made up by "Cakehole the Clown" (otherwise known as Chris Freear)

Blog: “Do you want to be in the show? It’s quite easy, we’ll make you up and then you’ll get custard pied and have a bucket of water thrown over you.” Well, how could I refuse?

After lugging great big furniture frames around all day for £1.93 an hour as a 16-year-old, I had certainly done worse jobs.

That was the offer made to me by one of the managers at a circus when it set up its Big Top in Kingswinford eight years ago.

The knockabout troupe was a clown down for its 15-minute slapstick slot, after one of its members had to fly back to Russia to be at the bedside of his sick father.

I proceeded to make-up in the caravan of Arnett & Paulo’s head clown Kakehole, otherwise known as Chris Freear. He is now a clown for John Lawson’s circus but is moving abroad, opening up the latest vacancy for Telford folk. (For the full story click here)

Chris has been a clown for nearly 20 years, after running away from home to join the circus when he was just 16. Devito the clown warned: “When you go to throw the bucket of water over your head, make sure the brush is not still in it, because I have done that before and it bloody hurts!”

Before I knew it we were ready and out there, and the 15-minute slot flew by.

I sprayed the audience with water, soaked myself (remembering to drop the brush!) and got caked in various liquids by Devito and Kakehole.

As time passed I began to actually enjoy it, growing in confidence and improvising.

And the final verdict? For a clown I make a pretty good journalist – or so I was told.



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