Blog: Katie Price told: ‘No-one is interested in your marriage’

Wednesday 5th January 2011, 3:29PM GMT.

Blog: Katie Price told: ‘No-one is interested in your marriage’

Blog: Katie Price was told today that nobody had any interest whatsoever in the state of her marriage.

Price was given the news after issuing a statement about the state of her marriage to that bloke. You know, the one who isn’t Peter Andre.

In the statement she said her marriage was ‘under strain’.

However, she was shocked to learn that nobody was interested.

A person whom I’ve just made up said: “For pity’s sake, woman, there are people starving in the world and half of Queensland’s under water. Now give it a rest, will you?”

Nobody is quite sure what Katie Price is famous for.

Tomorrow: Something about Kerry Katona. Probably.


  1. 1
    katie price

    if nobody was interested this article would not have been published! No brainer

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  2. 2
    Colin.D.

    Forgive me for asking, but who the hell is this Katie Price person??.

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  3. 3
    annie

    For me it is a case of what the next stupid thing Katie does … Now where was that self destruct button?

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  4. 4
    Zeus B. Held

    Two years ago, the tabloids were saturated on a daily basis with every aspect of the woman’s life to the point that I stopped buying newspapers for several months.

    Now that we finally appeared to have rid ourselves of daily exposure to a woman who is clearly famous for nothing in particular for almost an entire year, or at the very least had her demoted to the double-figure pages of the tabloids, I’m sure it won’t be long before she’s on the phone to Max Clifford to help publicise the forthcoming long and dirty divorce proceedings (for a hefty sum from the papers, of course).

    I’m sure there used to be a time when people did something interesting and benefitial to become famous.

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